Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

The grace of birth is a divine.

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.

I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.

Always a godfather - never a god!

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.

Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.