GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.

Have the mind of a swam, the heart of a lion, the tongue of a serpent, the flair of a swam, and the soul of a dove.

There are two ways to learn life's lessons, the easy way and the hard way. I seem to prefer the hard way.

Teach your little ones about the rules of decent behaviour. When they grow up, it will be too late to learn.