Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

The louder the dogs bark the less a lion feels threatened.

The weaker you are the louder you bark.-Tenten

When true love broke my heart in half,I took the whiskey from the shelf,And told my neighbors when to laugh.I keep a dog, and bark myself.

If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.

Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.

Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away!

It does no good to bark at the television,I said. I’ve tried it too. So he stopped.

If I spelled out the Principles of FaithI would be barking on the moon.