I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?

People are assholes, Mouse. You already know that.” He paused as he scooped some of my hair back, gently tossing the strands over my shoulder. “And there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”I glanced over at him. Everything about his steady gaze and the serious press of his lips screamed earnest. But he was wrong. “It is...embarrassing.”“Not if you don’t let it be.” His leg brushed mine as he turned in his seat, facing me. Our eyes met. “You have the power over that. People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it.

World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.

If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than look stupid.

And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.

He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.

Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.

If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.

Are you a Buddhist?""No, I'm an asshole. But I keep trying.

We’re happier when the assholes are villains.

Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory.

There are so many people in this world to hate good guys rather than to love them.

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.

There's 3 sides to every story. Time will tell who the real asshole is despite what you were told.

We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes.

Narcissists are consumed with maintaining a shallow false self to others. They're emotionally crippled souls that are addicted to attention. Because of this they use a multitude of games, in order to receive adoration. Sadly, they are the most ungodly of God's creations because they don't show remorse for their actions, take steps to make amends or have empathy for others. They are morally bankrupt.