She was the kind of person who never gave you enough time to miss her.

I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!

I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter

So you’re a reader,” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.

It is very important to understand why those annoying people annoy you and then figure out where that fits into your world.

It’s taken years, but part of my own personal growth has involved deciding that I can learn something from even the most annoying person.

It is very humbling to see my own character defects in someone who annoys me. At the end of the day, I realize they have actually prompted positive change in me.

We need to learn ourselves before we can understand what really annoys us!

Life is constantly teaching us that we are mirrors of one another and that no one is an island!

You can speak loudly with deep silence

Annoyances are strangely not so annoying when the person responsible has endeared himself to you.

Be alert! Some people have problems. Don't let them be your problem and don't ever allow their problems to infect you through their words and actions! Stay happy!