Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person

They are my baby Keelans!

You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. 'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted. 'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people''Too late

I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear

How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?

Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!

you don't have the luxury of whipping out your dicks and seeing who's bigger

This first time , my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki'd the feral's ass. Whap, whap