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And now, for something completely the same:Wasted time and wasted breath,'s what I'll make, until my death.Helping people 'd be as good,but I wouldn't, if I could.For the few that help deserve,have no need, or not the nerve,help from strangers to accept,plus from mine a few have wept.Wept from joy, or from despair,or just from my vengeful stare.Ways I have, to look at stupid,make them see I am not Cupid.Make them see they are in error,for of truth I am a bearer.Most decide I'm just a bear,mauling at them, - like I care.

em Nothing is here...
mistakes truth despair people joy acceptance tears caring decisions poem decision waste breathing deserve weeping helping poems refusal good difference strangers stranger cupid deserving mistake strange stupid different nothing breath others error vengeance errors wasted-time bear nerve bears mauling vengeful wasted deciding erroneous nerves

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

em Nothing is here...
truth imagination true reason image yourself nothing invisible invisibility imaginary imagine clones truly clone cloning imagined

To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge.

knowledge wisdom achievement seeking wise rare achievements truth-seeking

To fix hearts one must know one's own.

love knowledge hearts knowing-oneself fix mend repair

On building homes for fallen angels:When I was small - I sought a home,a place to go and rest my bones.Then founded something, of my own,I lived among the restless stones.If seeking leads you back to evil,what good is that, I asked a weevil.He said a home is what you make,it can't be real, if it is fake...And if you wait instead of seek,will you find love, or something bleak?I know (myself) for I have found,a beauty, hidden – in a sound.Waiting is boring.And so is exploring.A smile is sometimes all it takes.And then your whole world simply breaks.

em Nothing is here...
love reality knowledge simple living music home waiting beauty family children beautiful restlessness discovery self-knowledge bones knowledge-of-self hiding fake real place seeking boredom little nothing exploration wholeness something boring breaking ownership sounds restless finding sometimes foundation sound hidden exploring discovering bleak bleakness entirety founding resting simply taking

All Authors come from the unified countrynent known as Australia. Authors live in the future where love is external.

life love knowledge wisdom books writing authors unity originality nothing origin origins authorship unified external geography unification australia continent continents originating

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

em Nothing is here...
knowledge knowing secret paradox rejection security shape nothing invisible invisibility nations nation form approval application rejected national post agent approved bother bothered bothersome moronism national-security nsa operative post-office postal rejections schroedinger sending spying

Life is always just to learn.

life living learning advice meaning education always

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

em Nothing is here...
relationships school learning relationship education learn teaching nothing effectiveness slave schooling process effective schools

Love is always more than friendship.

love friendship relationships more always

Nostalgia is the only acceptable form of sadness.

love relationships sadness nostalgia

To adore one has to yearn.

love relationships need yearning adore

If it's public, it's not bonding.

friendship relationships affection psychology behaviour bonding public publicity

Love can be simply the absence of tension.

love friendship absence simplicity tension

people decided that trees have no feelings

people decisions feelings trees

To share is just to align with a person.

truth people sharing meaning alignment

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

em Nothing is here...
evil war fight belief believing way nothing battle enough bullshit arguments argument efficiency sufficient argumentation only copy efficient efficiently copying

Youir're doing this wrong.

wrong humour spelling grammar you-re british-humour you-are youir-re

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

em Nothing is here...
relationships women people relationship single thinking different

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

em Nothing is here...
life heaven women people missing hell three humans woman two americans fly one winter flying birds nothing south heavenly lack lacking metric-system migration inch inches migrations mising-someone square squares

Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.

poetry romance joy beauty heart promise hearts idealism always tenderness

What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home.

missing reading writing meaning context

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

em Nothing is here...
waiting intelligence eyes nothing stupidity invisible invisibility show combination moronism goat goats queue queues

Trees are where Nature has simply begun

nature trees tree beginnings

Rain is the purest of natural happenings.

nature rain natural pure raining happenings purest

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

em Nothing is here...
peace silence fight quietness speaking silent quiet nothing invisible invisibility argument tuesday quietly

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

em Nothing is here...
marriage cats future past nothing clothes twins clothing ceremony grandfather jarod-kintz meow meows siamese siamese-twins

With all the global warming going around nowadays, it would only take the stubbornness of a mule and the patience of a sitting duck to achieve what no man has ever done before – namely melt the ice in a wax figure’s beaten heart that was chopped off and hidden 50 meters under the polar ice caps in Alaska, to protect it from feeling.

em Nothing is here...
heart feeling patience feelings protection achievement stubbornness figure stubborn alaska global bears ice hidden male warmth warm melting manly warming wax polar duck-feel mule

To love one must focus one's heart on another.

love heart focus another

A heart is all that didn't get removed.

love heart hearts everything

Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains.

love sadness loss heart nostalgia feelings hearts once

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

em Nothing is here...
love people heart growing secret falling-in-love hearts person falling night military nothing nights laboratory double underground

My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at…

em Nothing is here...
love family magic dead gone wizards nothing wizard french ghost elder passing-on wizardry passing-away grandfather jarod-kintz

To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,by what can't be it must be challenged...

poetry mind poem balance impossible struggle weather storm challenges hardships minimalism impossibilities minimal brainstorm

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.

em Nothing is here...
reality evil realism worship surrealism stupid nothing stupidity minimalism really surreal moron cubism cultist cultists moronic

I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.

em Nothing is here...
desire adventure sex beautiful action sexuality trees forest tree package nothing pretty bush deal threesome undercover attractive handsome threesomes low-profile sexually-active

A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered.

children understanding kids parenting child teaching kid

Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the "meaner" meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading.

em Nothing is here...
feminism meaning use politics usefulness debate nothing meaningful intention debates useful misunderstanding meaningfulness misguided misleading meanings debating uses misreading

I'll make a book on learning how to be a complete moron someday, and I'm sure no one will buy it, because everyone will have mastered that already by the time I gather enough moronism to process it into digestible upgrade instructions for your average village cyborg-idiot.

em Nothing is here...
religion books writing book future completeness master mastery average certainty stupid nothing stupidity robots idiots mormonism idiocy cyborg idiot certain instructions process robot implementation sales complete upgrade moronism processing digesting cyborgs

If automating everything makes people lazier and lazier, and laziness leads to stupidity, which it does for most people, judging by the current content circulating the social networks everywhere, except North Korea, where they don’t have any internet to speak of - at some point the Japanese robots, for which a market niche is currently being developed, with no concerns on how they should be designed to act in society or outside it - will have no choice, but to take everything over, to preserve us from ourselves…

em Nothing is here...
loyalty future development military japan japanese stupid social nothing prediction stupidity laziness lazy network robots creating warning internet producing twitter everything concern preservation design warnings making networking self-preservation circles circle north-korea develop developed developing drones predictions engineering moronism networks automation concerns designed designs circulation cyborgs automatic automating predicting

I'm an oracle of the past. I can accurately predict up to 1 minute in the future, by thoroughly investigating the last 2 years of your life. Also, I look like an old database – flat and full of useless info.

em Nothing is here...
time future past appearances years useless nothing prediction appearance full accuracy fullness private flat predictions nsa flatness oracle thorough database databases thoroughly thoroughness

The more you believe, the more you'll be leaving you, when what you believed turns out to be just lies. Or unjust lies. Or any lies, anyway.

em Nothing is here...
trust lies losing lying leaving advice justice belief beliefs cheating believing nothing trusting unjust

Flowers are evil, because they live just to die for the love of other people. You don’t believe me? Try it for yourself and see if you’ll be good afterwards. Undeath is a way of life, for some things. That doesn’t make it good or anything. Especially anything. Nothing makes anything anything. Because nothing is a serious matter, and anything just is.

em Nothing is here...
love death dying evil people reason roses rose existence flowers thorns belief believe good flower believing being different nothing matter serious anything existing undead undeath

Home means always here...

home words meaning here dictionary linguistics generalisations

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life.

em Nothing is here...
life light health sickness ability way nothing collection lightning bugs firefly insects fireflies purchase storage jar purchases jars collections

Wonders amaze me. They can aim wanderlessly in any forest, be it of dark trees or lighted bushes. And apparently, as per what I’ve heard, they can buy stuff that’s on sale, but only if and when they feel wonderfully wonderful. Because otherwise they wouldn’t really be themselves, which would be a problem for them, because if they aren’t what they are - they can’t exist, and if they don’t exist – that makes them invisible and silent to all the wandering people, who may or may not be looking for them to sell themselves to.

em Nothing is here...
light people existence dark trees searching wonder amazement amazing problem tree problems wanderer seeking silent nothing wandering nietzsche bush finding looking wonders bushes hearing existing amazed wanderers wonderous jarod-kintz wonderfull

A book about books is like a poem about poetry:Books are knowledge, paid for, all.Readers - horses in a stall.Stallions should always run.Lest they stale become, in turn.Running waters are most clear.In some books, you disappear –lose yourself, and track of time.How I wish that one was mine...Mine, to have, to write, to read...Mine, just like a flying steed.Mine, forever, - to improve.Would I then, of me, approve?I would not, I can't... myself.I'm but dust, swept off a shelf.Fly, can I, just 'til I'm settled,down, beside my flower, petalled.

em Nothing is here...
poetry freedom books reading poem rose forgiveness running flowers writing book disappearance poems flower horses water nothing ownership stillness horse invisible dust invisibility cleaning river disappear waters approval petals still owner botany petal shelf stale sweeping losing-yourself approve stallions petalled stall stallion

I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones – neither.

em Nothing is here...
imagination fake real horses fake-friends price nothing horse fake-people imaginary selling sales separate separated included including wooden sold stallions excluded stallion excluding fake-everything fake-life horseshoes saddle separately

An imaginary friend once asked me why Americans can't stand Russia. The answer was cold, deadly, silent, and, well expected. It’s because in Soviet Russia nothing happens anymore, because it doesn’t exist anymore. And Americans are all about happenings. If there isn’t one – they don’t go where it isn’t, because there isn’t anything to happen to them there.

em Nothing is here...
friend death imagination silence answers america questions question expectations cold answer expectation silent nothing expected russia imaginary imagined ussr soviet-union deadly happening happenings nsa soviet-russia kgb

I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it’s a Saturday, in which case you’ll have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals.

heaven imagination waiting prices price nothing random internet information virginity individual deal deals promotion priceless delivery sale jarod-kintz packaging pricing

Nothing brings home closer than going home...

home nostalgia travel closeness nothing nearness reunions relatives visiting relativeness

To feel is to go to the places you were.

feeling meaning past travel places going

When one is just sad one should just be alone.

loneliness sad lonely advice

One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.

love flowers meaning flower water rebirth hinduism dirt dirty mud lotus muck mirk mirky mucky

To find doesn't always require to search.

need meaning find search always minimalism requirement

The meaning of life is to make life be more.

life more meaning 42

Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyone, at the same time. And at the same time no-one can't be someone, but anyone can be one, and also anyone can be a no-one. To sum up - everyone is someone, and any-one becomes a no-one if you divide the one part long enough by every part of every-one, so in conclusion, I have no idea what I’m talking about, basically.

em Nothing is here...
logic more meaning someone paradox talking one differences ideas idea mathematics nothing everyone puzzle idiocy riddle division conclusion dividing basic no-one anyone sum part lacking partiality meanings partial moronism increase basically

Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

em Nothing is here...
desire decisions decision thought meaning codes ignorance speak ignore cat thinking speaking nothing easy translation everything translations deciding ignoring translating meow encryption deciphering ciphers

In days long past, Jarod said he’d write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which I’m both offering at ten times the market value, so hurry up and buy now, before it goes down.

em Nothing is here...
love value days day writing book past nothing jokes virginity translation going-down market hurry clear promotion sales long sentence sentences offering translator clearly double sale hurrying translated internal-jokes

When one is in love one thinks only of one.

love singles advice singularity

Wasting time on timing stuff is a good way to save time from being wasted on other pointless activities like writing, reading, and sleeping.

em Nothing is here...
activism time reading waste writing advice writers timing sleeping good stuff save way things nothing wasting readers saved wasted-time ways activity activities saving pointless savings sleepers

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

em Nothing is here...
darkness romance romantic joke secret secrets cats dark night cat social jokes stalking social-media performance suspense romantic-suspense perform alley socially-acceptable meow alleys caturday

Everything is like a wall. Said a scholar to the troll. Bang your head to go on through. Then you'll see, there is no queue.

em Nothing is here...
poetry school waiting war poem sight walls poems seeing head teaching troll craft breakthrough nothing scholar lines scholars defense schooling line wall everything trolls queue queues warcraft jarod-kintz trolling troll-headhunters

Starlight is best felt at noon...

stars feeling feelings night blues starlight noon

I don't sleep. I just let my body lie itself into numbness and lie to myself that I can't hear, see, or feel anything.

em Nothing is here...
sleep lies feeling lying feelings body seeing lie sleeping nothing hearing numb numbness functions

The morning sky is a thought of the stars.

stars morning sky thinking

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

em Nothing is here...
decisions decision important human cats want use wants stubbornness cat being training usefulness nothing stubborn skill deciding uselessness immunity immune skillful whatever skilled mule mules importantly

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

food cats cat always beggars street bags alley packing backpacking meow backpack backpacks self-sustaining

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.

em Nothing is here...
death silence cats dead sarcasm cat being silent nothing ninja grammar ninjas mark-twain skill deadly usage skillful sickening skilled meow

Fluttershyes are like regular shyes, only shinier, and, apparently - also shyer. Whenever petted - they don't flutter, but run away instead.

em Nothing is here...
choices butterflies running cats shine run nothing running-away run-away shyness shoes shiny shining flutter shy alternative meow alternatively

If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.

em Nothing is here...
people reason cats good right cat silent bark stalking reasoning proper deadly barking jarod-kintz

Nostalgia is a longing for your home.

home longing nostalgia

The fastest way to go home is to be home...

home

To truly accept a thing one must have no inner tension about it.

truth philosophy acceptance stress stress-relief

I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet.

em Nothing is here...
name want author fake seeking nothing stop cease internet technique authorship selling sales techniques sought sold anagram sales-technique sought-after

There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade, or life… Unless, of course, you own a remotely operated automatic flamethrower-drone-tower and have some marinated pork-chops on your person, to lure unsuspecting dogs in close proximity to it, but since dogs don’t really have lives - by using this specific method of torture, you can only improve the remaining few seconds of their existence.

em Nothing is here...
life truth existence dogs second nothing torture exist pigs seconds defense tower operation suspicious method specific methods remote flamethrower marinate pork-chops thirds

Prosperity is always built on slave labor. Ask any Ameri-can't. Or Bulgari-can. Yes, we can, eat from a trash can...

em Nothing is here...
america prosperity labor obama slave slaves building trash-can bulgaria

A smile is not to take, it's given.

smile giving

Love can be found mainly amongst stars

love stars search amongst

If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly be better than him, to replace the missing spoke in your wheels.

em Nothing is here...
missing possibility better service old old-age nothing repair public-speaking bicycle no-one possible elderly elderly-people lacking wheel wheels services grandfather repairs jarod-kintz bicycles spokesman

Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.

truth eternity perception nothing everything british-humour generalisations

The best about cats is they love cannot feign...

best love true true-love cats animals traits feigning

To find true love simply one must just adore.

love true-love admiration simplicity adore

And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he’ll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that.

em Nothing is here...
people work waiting joke working certainty free jobs nothing job jokes sure paid workplace jarod-kintz surely internal-jokes internal-joke

Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults dictionary, which I stole.

em Nothing is here...
possibility possibilities thief master mastery nothing stealing insult effectiveness insults thievery theft skill skills obsolete possible effective application effect steal stolen area skillful applied mastering effectively thieving skilled applying areas stole insulting redundancy redundant dicktionaries dicktionary masterful obsoletion

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?

em Nothing is here...
religion alone person pizza virtue eating nothing room pie pious virtues virtuous

A river unneeded still finds its way down to the ocean...

need path ocean way river rivers unneeded

I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that’s going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?

em Nothing is here...
stress running cats control protection apartment cat timidity nothing air guide timid mind-control big guidance meek outside large meekness circles around guiding meow

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go.

em Nothing is here...
time waste social nothing wasting comparison toilet social-media systems wasted system compared socially-acceptable disposal flushing

The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself.

em Nothing is here...
best death dead christmas speak yourself speaking present nothing no-one tell easter telling inform relatives grandfather festive festivities informing

#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.

em Nothing is here...
decisions decision adaptation cats wonderful wonder circumstance circumstances stubbornness cat winning competition nothing stubborn adapt creature decide marvel creatures regardless marvelous compete meow

I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff – so “How many robots can you afford?” will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free.

em Nothing is here...
more wonder wondering question illness communism stuff japan free disease doctors nothing robots idiots producing marketing artificial artificial-intelligence produce product sales buying cyborgs forcing treating widespread

When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.

em Nothing is here...
giving fight wit brain always nothing battle transplant wits witty argument lack lacking jarod-kintz

The realest of cats love with all of their being...

love true cats real

The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another..

love cats

Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.

love cats pets beginnings

Quinns always come at half price, about half the time, and half-naked, even during the colder half of winter. A Quinn is like a queen, but draggier, and cheaper to buy and use for personal gain, unless you’re suspicious that you’re poor and illiterate like Jarod Kintz, in which case Quinns could be the spirits of your dead relatives, come to haunt you until you gather a massive fortune through selling books on the internet, to send some back in time through a portal you bought from the NSA, so they would have lived better lives without having to move a finger for their fortune. Oh, yah, and since they aren’t - they’re blue, like smurfs, yet they turn purple whenever tickled on the belly, which is something they seem to rather dislike, since they start biting and scratching when it happens, for no good reason, I might add.

em Nothing is here...
death books haunting writing dead better improvement blue naked time-travel color haunted bite cold winter fortune ghosts lives nothing queen back personal internet reasoning smurfs nakedness spirits colour gain dislike cheap cheapness ghost purple promotion chill time-traveling relatives fingers tickle scratch finger suspicious tickling illiterate nsa massive portal haunt hauntings portals drag-queen drag-queens addition jarod-kintz meow dislikes biting scratching discount scratches chilly half-price qinn quinns tickled

Why work today? I'll take Tuesday on, just like I took Monday off. That's just the kind of dedicated worker I am.

em Nothing is here...
work loyalty question week working today nothing dedication workplace day-off

Nostalgia is missing what might come back.

missing nostalgia feeling coming-back

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

em Nothing is here...
people guys pizza winning strategy order nothing police profit delivery scam arrival restraining-order lawsuit lawsuits ordering winning-strategy restraining

Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back..

philosophy waiting ocean river cycle-of-life returning going-back

A river starts by longing for the ocean...

longing metaphor ocean river rivers

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible, especially when it pisses you off.

em Nothing is here...
work mythology place nothing myth special passing possible workplace mythical pissing-off

If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of π, and π is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.

em Nothing is here...
time three pi shape nothing something internet pie information division divide threesome selling form sales informed sell buying half quantity double virtual multiplication virtually reselling virtualization π

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

em Nothing is here...
humor humour secret thief nothing stealing flow thievery butter polished nailed shiny steal stolen polish keeping pan float thieving jarod-kintz nail teleportation frying inside-jokes frying-pan dicktionary inside-joke

I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left.

em Nothing is here...
roses rose flowers disappearance flower shape nothing catch disappear system process receiving catching disappearing processing vascular vascular-system

If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole.

em Nothing is here...
thief theft deal technique omelet sales recipe stolen

All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth...

song together songs singing nothing gathering preservation trash warmth trash-cans cuddling cuddle bums girl-scouts gather cuddle-bear cuddles

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.

em Nothing is here...
pizza always eating nothing pie inside having smelling nose heavent

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