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I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.

em The Pleasure of My Company
love

Be so good they can't ignore you.

life haters hater

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

simile humor obvious

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

humor words

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

humor

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

humor sex prostitution

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

humor french

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

humor writing drinking

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

humor art

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
humor encouragement comedy steve-martin

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

humor human-nature unexpected-humor

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

humor sex cluelessness

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

humor empathy funny criticize

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

humor comedy

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

humor

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

humor

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

humor religion science

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.

humor money rich nonsense

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.

em An Object of Beauty
truth beauty

both you and paintings are layered… first, ephemera and notations on the back of the canvas. Labels indicate gallery shows, museum shows, footprints in the snow, so to speak. Then pencil scribbles on the stretcher, usually by the artist, usually a title or date. Next the stretcher itself. Pine or something. Wooden triangles in the corners so the picture can be tapped tighter when the canvas becomes loose. Nails in the wood securing the picture to the stretcher. Next, a canvas: linen, muslin, sometimes a panel; then the gesso - a primary coat, always white. A layer of underpaint, usually a pastel color, then, the miracle, where the secrets are: the paint itself, swished around, roughly, gently, layer on layer, thick or thin, not more than a quarter of an inch ever -- God can happen in that quarter of an inch -- the occasional brush hair left embedded, colors mixed over each other, tones showing through, sometimes the weave of the linen revealing itself. The signature on top of the entire goulash. Then varnish is swabbed over the whole. Finally, the frame, translucent gilt or carved wood. The whole thing is done.

em An Object of Beauty
art beauty painting

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

em An Object of Beauty
art children teaching

People in coats and ties were milling around the Talley gallery, and on the wall were the minimally rendered still lifes by Giorgio Morandi, most of them no bigger than a tea tray. Their thin browns, ashy grays, and muted blues made people speak softly to one another, as if a shouted word might curdle one of the paintings and ruin it. Bottles, carafes, and ceramic whatnots sat in his paintings like small animals huddling for warmth, and these shy pictures could easily hang next to a Picasso or Matisse without feeling inferior.

em An Object of Beauty
art picasso matisse morandi

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
creativity

Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
creativity talent memoir perseverance celebrity creativity-and-attitude celebrity-memoir

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

life-and-living comedy

If you saw her in these moments, you might think she was collecting her thoughts in order to go forward. But I see it another way: Her mind is being overwhelmed by two processes that must simultaneously proceed at full steam. One is to deal with and live in the present world. The other is to re-experience and mourn something that happened long ago. It is as though her lightness pulls her toward heaven, but the extra gravity around her keeps her earthbound.

em The Pleasure of My Company
life-and-living experiences

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

wealth insignificance

Be so good they can’t ignore you.

good ignore

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a by-product. The course was more plodding than heroic: I did not strive valiantly against doubters but took incremental steps studded with a few intuitive leaps.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
success perseverance intuition

...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
teacher acting teachers comedy teaching

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels.

memoir steve-martin born-standing-up

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
humor comedy comedians comedy-humor

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.

em Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
artists self-aggrandizement

...just remember, darling, it is pain that changes our lives.

em Shopgirl
inspirational insightful thoughtful

And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank you, I get lost sometimes,' while laying two fingers on his folded arm.

em An Object of Beauty
hilarious art-hipsters

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