Philosophers have a long tradition of marrying stupid women, from Socrates on. They think it clever.

JASON: 'Intended wings.' How depressing.MICHAEL: Yes. Makes them into suicides, really, the pigeons.JASON: No - no, it doesn't. It could mean the wings were 'intended' to carry them upwards, out of the darkness, but they were defective in some way, these wings, so the pigeons aren't suicidal, not at all, just badly equipped for flying. Like the rest of us.

Your success in the job market has nothing to do with the job market itself - instead it has everything to do with you.