I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and a progressive religious experience.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

Whenever you want to marry someone go have lunch with his ex-wife.

In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes problems.

I'm not overweight I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight I'm just nine inches too short.