Society is composed of two great classes-- those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.

If a woman were about to proceed to her execution she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.

Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at your door.

The public! the public! How many fools does it take to make up a public?

Society is composed of two great classes: those who have more dinners than appetite and those who have more appetite than dinners.

A woman is like your shadow follow her she flies fly from her she follows.