Our wisdom comes from our experience,and our experience comes from our foolishness.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.

The little I know I owe to my ignorance.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as if she weren't.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.