Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…

Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.— Rhett

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett

What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control."For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"

As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract...

Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.

What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control."For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kil

If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contr