Now that you're a Skinny Bitch, don't turn into a skinny bitch. We conceived of the title, Skinny Bitch, to get attention and sell books.... But we are not bitches, and we have no desire to promote bitchiness. There is nothing uglier than a pretty woman who's nasty. If you look great, you should feel good about yourself and be happy.

All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.

We are spiritual beings walking around in these crazy skin suits. Our insides are much more important than our outsides.

Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.