When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth