I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Normalness leads to sadness.

The moral of the story is even though that seemed like the end of the world back then, right now I can look back on it and laugh. And if anyone is going through something similar right now just know it will get better.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.