There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.