You know, the world is all about balance. You lose something here... maybe somebody else picks it up over there.

Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. “Christ, how can our family be mankind’s best hope?

A road trip with your ancient mommy is just what you need after falling off a mountain and having your soul ripped out by your best friend.

Ouch! I feel bitch slapped-- Matt Carter

You don't find a masked man wielding a gun interesting? Tell me...what do you find interesting then-Matt Carter

Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here?

Get this under control as soon as you can young lady, because no one here gives a damn about your unlimited power-Mason Lerner

Well, my mother did teach me a killer family recipe for a Bloody Mary. I guess I can make that next Thanksgiving-Haylee Mitchell

If I do decide to have a Girl's Gone Wild moment, I want it to be with some hot young thing, not a senior citizen-Jaycie Lerner

You're going on birth control...or I will smash your truck-Allison Young