Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.