Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.

Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?

Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.

I’ve been working on something that merges rap with classical…. I call it Baby’s Got Bach.

At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.

He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.