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Was it happiness I'd found in my long marriage? Or capitulation? Or is that all happiness is, capitulation?

em Today Will Be Different
marriage happiness compromise defeat being-worn-down capitulation

That was happiness. Not the framed greatest hits, but the moments in between. At the time, I hadn't pegged them as being particularly happy. But now, looking back at those phantom snapshots, I'm struck by my calm, my ease, the evident comfort with my life. I'm happy in retrospect.

em Today Will Be Different
marriage happiness nostalgia gratitude adulthood

Maybe that’s what religion is, hurling yourself off a cliff and trusting that something bigger will take care of you and carry you to the right place.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
religion

As far as I’m concerned, the only thing sweeter than seeing a friend is that friend canceling on me.

em Today Will Be Different
friendship humor modern-life middle-age

Fast, Cheap, Good: Pick Two.

humor work true service

Earlier this year, I'd told a mother at school I'd been married fifteen year. She asked, "What's the secret to a long marriage?" I thought for a second, then answered, "Staying married.

em Today Will Be Different
marriage

When “Here Comes the Sun” started, what happened? No, the sun didn’t come out, but Mom opened up like the sun breaking through the clouds. You know how in the first few notes of that song, there’s something about George’s guitar that’s just so hopeful? It was like when Mom sang, she was full of hope, too. She even got the irregular clapping right during the guitar solo. When the song was over, she paused it.“Oh, Bee,” she said. “This song reminds me of you.” She had tears in her eyes.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
song music feels mothers-and-daughters here-comes-the-sun the-beatles car-rides

My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm about to kick the shit out of life.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
humor funny fiction comic

People like you must create. If you don't create, Bernadette, you will become a menace to society.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
creativity

I'd say I never considered myself a great architect. I'm more of a creative problem solver with good taste and a soft spot for logistical nightmares.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
creativity

Every single iceberg filled me with feelings of sadness and wonder. Not thoughts of sadness and wonder, mind you, because thoughts require a thinker, and my head was a balloon, incapable of thoughts. I didn't think about Dad, I didn't think about you, and, the big one, I didn't think about myself. The effect was like heroin (I think), and I wanted to stretch it out as long as possible.Even the simplest human interaction would send me crashing back to earthly thoughts. So I was the first one out in the morning, and the last one back. I only went kayaking, never stepped foot on the White Continent proper. I kept my head down, stayed in my room, and slept, but, mainly, I was. No racing heart, no flying thoughts.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
meditation

I was a ghost on a ghost ship in a ghost land

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
food-for-thought

Every feeling I ever knew was up in that sky: Twinkling joyous sunlight; airy, giggling cloud wisps; blinding columns of sun. Orbs of gold, pink, flesh, utterly cheesy in their luminosity. Gigantic puffy clouds, welcoming, forgiving, repeating infinitely across the horizon as if between mirrors; and slices of rain, pounding wet misery in the distance now, but soon on us, and in another part of the sky, a black stain, rainless.

feelings weather

I just want to hold you close." I gave Timby a squeeze. He relaxed in my embrace. "I'm wild about you, you know that, right?""I know." He smiled up at me."You don't have to be wild about me too. Just try to like me a little more than you do now.

em Today Will Be Different
parenting

I know it's a lot. But she can handle it. I'd rather ruin her with the truth than ruin her with lies.

truth lies

Your mission statement says Galer Street is based on global "connectitude." (You people don't just think outside the box, you think outside the dictionary!)

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
school humor education elementary-school mission-statements

The penguins that spent most of their time fighting were the ones with no chicks...It's like they're supposed to be taking care of their chicks. But because they don't have any, they have nothing to do with all their energy. So they just pick fights.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
parents penguins

The sky in Seattle is so low, it felt like God had lowered a silk parachute over us. Every feeling I ever knew was up in that sky. Twinkling joyous sunlight; airy, giggle cloud wisps; blinding columns of sun. Orbs of gold, pink. flesh, utterly cheesy in their luminosity. Gigantic puffly clouds, welcoming, forgiving, repeating infinitely across the horizon as if between mirrors; and slices of rain, pounding wet misery in the distance now, but soon on us, and in another part of the sky, a black stain, rainless.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
rain clouds moods seattle

What's this?" She pulled out a card and held it away from her face. "I can't read what it says." I took it from her and read it aloud.1. Beeber Bifocal2. Twenty Mile House3. Bee4. Your escapeFourteen miracles to go.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
miracles

the most random things get her way too full of love

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
love feeling

People like you must create. If you don’t create, Bernadette, you will become a menace to society.

create menace where-d-you-go-bernadette

That's right,' she told the girls. 'You are bored. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret about life. You think it's boring now? Well, it only gets more boring. The sooner you learn it's on you to make life interesting, the better off you'll be.

em Where'd You Go, Bernadette
boredom

And I'm going to let you in on a little secret about life. You think it's boring now? Well, it only gets more boring. The sooner you learn it's on you to make life interesting, the better off you'll be.

life boredom just-do-it

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