My goal is to do something outrageous every day.

When you least expect it, someone may actually listen to what you have to say.

Speak your mind, even though your voice shakes.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction-I've worked hard for them!

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.