Nothing is expensive when you promise.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.

Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again.

People will never get in touch with democracy. It's always surrounded by bodyguards.

Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.

Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!

Playing a fool is the best paid role.

In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.

Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.

They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one.

In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

I improvise therefore I exist!

Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.

My expectations for the future? A beautiful past.

I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.

If you don't understand it, it's art.

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

What does your birth date say about you? You are old!

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!

If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do.

Many people know they're working, but not what they're working.

Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.

One can not come back from life.

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.

When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.

Modesty is fear.

Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there.

Love?! When a piece of broke heart hits you.

Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.

Love at first life!

I would die for you, my love—in old age.

Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.

Poor people! No territory invasion can broaden their narrow minds.

People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.

It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

The word is my weapon. FIRE!

People would rather be equal thank free.

The wind is blowing. Don’t bend if you want to please him.

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

Silence is the most expensive to buy.

An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.

Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!

It's easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them.

The Earth orbits round tables.

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!

Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.

Galileo, yet men turn around women!

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Men weigh love with hands.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!

Life is a circle. It spins you around.

Every woman with her own makeup!

A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Opposities are married.

Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.

Politics knows no currency.

A criminal always returns home.

The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.

I think therefore I am not sure.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.

I give away examples!

Be a man! Put on a mask.

I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.

Who am I to judge me?

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.

He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.

His boat sank. They were all on his side.

I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.

In his life there was only one woman. The other one.

No air, no balloons!

They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.

You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.

Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.

Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

Turn off the lights! They overshadow my fame!

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.

Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.

Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

In search of myself, I have created myself.

Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.

Even poison has an expiry date.

You get what you want and you become its slave.

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

When I am, you are not.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Selfie-centered person!

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

I think of you, therefore I exist.

As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

Only memories have a future.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

Stairs to success are made of people.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

I've been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.

Body language has no translation.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires thinking.

When they are all thinking alike, they aren't thinking at all.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.

It's shameful for a devil to be good.

Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start.

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.

They all come innocent in court.

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.

Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

If I had time, I would become timeless.

Dear God, save us from The Church!

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

It takes two to bribe.

Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist.

Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.

When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

My affection for you is not my problem.

Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!

To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane

I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

Good morning, nightmare!