The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

The road to success is always under construction

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

We're all in this together - by ourselves.

If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?

Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

We're all in this together ... alone.

There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.

Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?

If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.