People take power trips at the most inopportune times.

His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.

I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.

He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.

She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.