We all make mistakes. The more you punish yourself for them, the harder it is to live.

You were sizzling, like sausages in a frying pan.

I just don't get it. You've been in love with this bloke since you were a kid, and he's never once got his hair cut short enough that it doesn't poke him in the damn eye.

Sorry we’re late. Liam had to make sure his hair fell just right.