Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.