Happier'n young'uns bustin' outta school fer summer break!

Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!

Cheaper'n recyclin' yer nose tissues. --Mema

If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain.

Confidence is highly erotic.

Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.