I don't know why it's so hard for people to admit that sometimes they're just assholes who screw up because they don't expect to get caught.

Things'll get worse before they get better.

She's a princess and you're a jock," he says. He thrusts his chin toward Bronwyn, then at Nate. "And you're a brain. And you're a criminal. You're all walking teen-movie stereotypes.

If I'm not thinking about one shit storm, I have to think about another.