If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.

My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.

Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying.

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock...

She's kind of a walking poem, she's this perfect beauty...but at the same time very deep, very smart.

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't.

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Now, bring me that horizon.

People cry, not because they're weak, it's because they've been strong for too long.

Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them - certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go.

I was ecstatic when they re-named "French fries" as "freedom fries." Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

If you ever have to choose between loving two people, always pick the second. If you really loved the first, you wouldn't have fallen in love with the second.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent.

Am I a romantic? I've seen "Wuthering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.