Ask not for a lighter load but for broader shoulders

What you don't see with your eyes don't invent with your tongue.

Worries go down better with soup than without.

When you have no choice mobilize the spirit of courage.

Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.

The innkeeper loves the drunkard but not for a son-in-law.

The poor schlemiel is a man who falls on his back and breaks his nose.

Good men need no recommendation and bad men it wouldn't help.

The hardest work is to go idle.

Truth is the safest lie.

A half-truth is a whole lie.

You can't force anyone to love you or to lend you money.

With money in your pocket you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too.

If the rich could hire other people to die for them the poor would make a wonderful living.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

An antisemite is a person who hates Jews more than is absolutely necessary.

Pride is the mask of one's own faults.

'For example' is not proof.

Do not make yourself so big. You are not so small.

Sleep faster we need the pillows.

A wise man hears one word and understands two.