The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.

Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.

You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.

That's the thing about music. You get to make it mean whatever you need it to mean.

Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.

We don't have to know everything. If you believe in fate and some kind of meaning and sense in this fucked-up world, then believe with abandon, love. Enjoy it.

We run through the remnants of our pain, and more importantly, we run for our present and for our future.Together we kick heartbreak's ass.

It's going to hurt until it doesn't anymore.

You have the here and now. You have a future. Deal with the past so you can stop looking back. It's just the pain.

I'm not going to drown in what I can't change.

Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving.Finn is God: What if I took you?

What is your preference?" She felt nearly sick asking this question."My preference is to pack you in my suitcase,but those TSA people are so picky,and there's some kind of stupid regulation about human trafficing and-""Justin. This is serious.

I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?

You need songs that make you feel. Some make you string, some make you weak. Some build determination, some tear you apart. But you need all of those...Run through the pain.