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Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

em Married with Zombies
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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

em Married with Zombies
comedy zombies married-with-zombies

Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

em Married with Zombies
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I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.

em Married with Zombies
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Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.

em Married with Zombies
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So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.

em Married with Zombies
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Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less.

em Married with Zombies
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Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?

em Married with Zombies
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Present a united front: YOU against the zombies.

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Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.

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Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight.

em Married with Zombies
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You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.

em Married with Zombies
humor zombies marriage-advice

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.

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Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know?

em Married with Zombies
humor zombies marriage-advice

Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.

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And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye

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