Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck.

Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?

Ten wagons to choose from and you pick the only one that has a human on it. Racist.

He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.