Ah yes, now you’re beginning to feel it. It’s so satisfying to see my best efforts coming to fruition. Undoubtedly one of the most gratifying rewards of my profession. It would warm my heart—if I had one.

All cats are gray in the dark. And besides, her actions have less to do with her, and everything to do with you.

Even in hell, there are rules.

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.

We're all captives, in one way or another . . .

They would take your soul, if they could . . .

Well, most of us think the “Merchant of Venice” is a porno script. On a more personal note, I’ve decided on pizza for dinner.