Tea shook his head in dismay. “This is the end, Burt

Go back to the band, Egg. Please.” - Bex

My head’s swimming. Sorry, sis. I’m a useless brother. You’re best off shot of me. - Burt

I want you to kick Egg, Tea and Clipper out of the band!” - Daisy

Why am I the only one who thinks she’s messing with us? - Egg

Everything is about to go seriously tits up. - Clipper

Whatever you just thought of, I’m not doing it.” Egg

It feels like there is a giant man inside my head blowing up an enormous balloon. The balloon is made of spikes and the man is shouting very loudly.' Egg

Tomorrow I have to break Clipper’s heart. Really bust it open. - Tea

I got it wrong – I was singing for myself when I should have been singing for you all. - Burt

Does this make us the biggest band on the planet or what?” Burt

We’ve been thinking about stage costumes for the ‘Satellites’ section,” Burt said brightly. “I think we should all dress as an element.”Egg frowned. “How do you dress up as water?”“I’ve thought about that and it would be a blue leotard and white kilt,” Burt replied earnestly.

I gotta look out for my band mates. - Tea

I’m not sure what’s more worrying. The list of demands or the fact he seems unaware the French stopped using francs in the last century and that Africa is a continent?” - Jerome

What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. - Egg

Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I’ve come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg

I told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he’s my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. - Clipper

You’ve become a miserable bastard and I can’t deal with it anymore.”Bex on Egg – Book 2 “Having it

We are The RockATeers.”Burt – Book 2 “Having it

Talent guided by genius can achieve anything

Colours started to seep into his black and white life

This is an epiphany moment, I can either sink or swim

She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again.

I want to be with YOU!"Bex to Tea

What's wrong with all black?"Egg - Book 1 "Making it

I will not give up. I must not fail."Burt, Book 1 "Making it

No stone was left unturned in the unearthing of musical masterpieces."About Egg, Book 1 "Making it

His mind buzzed, excited by new possibilities."About Egg, Book 1 "Making it

She told me I couldn't just put on a leather jacket and think I was rock'n'roll, I had to live it."Burt about Bex, Book 1 "Making it

My old man tells me every chance he gets I’m “style over substance” and that I’ve never done anything of value in my life. I’m fifteen. What does he expect? Being “cool as” is the only thing anyone cares about."Burt, Book 1 "Making it

When sober, which he hadn’t been for well over a week, Burt thought about Double B, and what it might be like to be a real father, to wake up with him in the morning, to watch him grow, to get to know the little soul.”Book 2 “Having it

I can’t decide if Burt and Crazel are made for each other or if their joint mentalism could cause a tsunami.”Tea – Book 2 “Having it