Money’ll always end up bad. Man’s greed and man’s killer instinct go hand-in-hand. Watch a barracuda attack something shiny and you’ll see what our fascination with gold is. Think about it. We give actually valuable things like food and shelter for stones. We kill for it. Make no mistake, behind every man who seeks his fortune is a predator.

So you see, I already have everything I want. And what do you get the man who has everything? Why, you get on your knees.

And on the eighth day, Satan laughed.