Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.