Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.

...the whole 'know thyself' thing isn’t a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn’t a goal; it’s a road.

What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.

...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.

[I] put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.