Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.