Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.