If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through pleasure.

Interestingly, bonobo percussionists prefer a tempo of 280 beats per minute, the syllabic rate at which most humans speak.

Aw... don’t be so upset. Come here and sit on my face.

There’s nothing like a friendly handshake to establish social cooperation, but the bonobo handshake takes erotic politics to a whole new level.