Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.

There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.