No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That's already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.

They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.

Momma, a welfare cheater. A criminal who couldn't stand to se her kids go hungry, or grow up in slumbs and end up mugging people in dar corners. I guess the system didn't want her to get off relief, the way it kept sending social workers around to be sure Momma wasn't trying to make things better.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark.