Losing someone you love is harder. One minute they're there, the next they're gone. There were times I wished they would rise up from the dead.

Even not choosing is a choice.

I'm going to undress you slowly so I can take in every inch of your perfect body. Holy shit, he played dirty.

Where did you learn that?Casing the joint 101 at the school for Mischief and Shenaniganry, of course. I think I pass you in the hall on the way to Entrapping the Eligible Billionaire Bachelor......I was too busy in my Entrap Your Man with Hot Sex lab....They have a lab for that?

You said you like it on top. I spent all day imagining it.

See how long and bold my life line is? It's an indication of my sexual prowess.

This is my love line.... It says an incredibly sexy, but totally infuriating redheaded woman with barge into my life and drive me insane.

So how did it go? I sat on the toilet and ran a hand over my hair. Um... it's still going, I whispered.It's still going? Then what are you doing calling me?Well... it's just that...What?How could I put this? I can't find his penis.Claire paused for half a second. How drunk are you?

I dropped my dress to the floor and sat on the sofa with renewed determination. This man was going to have sex with me whether he liked it or not.