I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”"Don't vote. It just encourages them....

Oh, I can picture myself rattling along Route 66 on that thing, headphones on, singing along to ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' or the opening line from 'Born to be Wild' by Steppenwolf - 'Get your motor running...' The trike brings out that in all of us, which is no bad thing. Forget Viagra, get yourself a trike!

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

If you give people a chance, they shine.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

The human race has been set up. Someone somewhere is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?