If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again

There's no greater show on earth than observing human nature

Cheapen words and they'll cheapen you

Love life, Live Love

Education is meaningless without manners

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind

Material wealth can be bad for your health.Because when you’re in the soil it’ll make your blood boil,that you couldn’t keep it all for your self.

Raise a smile and lower stress

Never say no to now

We're on a planet, relax!

When your tears become invisible, disappear

Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else

Never let your uniqueness be compromised

When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine

If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.

If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion

Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up

Want less, live more

When you’ve tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed

You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you

When you can't get what you want, get what you need

If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve

Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change

Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards

Giving is the only way of taking part

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten

Give love, take pride

You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less

Question everything, unless it's the answer

Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic

If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up!

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string

The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.

Going down in history is a dead end pursuit

If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead

The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, but I’m terribly lonely without myself.

People are like the waves, all similar, none the same

If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way

If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?

When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.

Never worry if you’re excluded from the circle, sometimes it’s full of squares.

Always walk as if you’re running late, it’s healthier.

If it’s taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.

Everyone’s face is odd, because we only get one.

Save time, worry about everything all at once!

Lets Rock Cancer's World

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.

Always think in circles to get your ideas around

I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few

The more you give the less your poor

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage

Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees

It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going

When you've got everything and think you've got nothing you've actually got less

In the big scheme of things, it’s the little things that matter

If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead

A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin

Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out

Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye

The ball and chain of creativity has no key

When penciling in your future, always use a pen

If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.

Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive

Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are

Words can be a fortress or a drawbridge to disaster

Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full.

Think before you speak, unless it's urgent

I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff

Being kind is not hereditary

Make sure your not followed! Don’t go anywhere

Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are

When everything gets too much, give some away

Sometimes you may have nothing yet without hope you've got less

If you forget who you've become remember who you are

There’s only one person to blame for lack of self confidence

You are only limited by your own imagination

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours

Always think backwards before moving forwards

When you don't fit in anymore, eat less.

It’s free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body

Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious

A sneeze can never be to far away

When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!

Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward

Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes

Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future

You can’t help who you are, but you can change who you want to be.

Do short people reach their full potential quicker?

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong

Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.

Old age is not just for grown up's

Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.

If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.

I’ve always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction.

I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.

Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door

When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top

If you want to know what's going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.

Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time

If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place

When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date

It’s important to look at the big picture of life, as long as it’s not through a small screen

In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love

My philosophical heart will not judge thee

In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need

Always recycle wasted time

Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god

The best way to move forward is to stop

If you can't get everyone on your side, make sure they're right behind you.

Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there

Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July

Dreaming's great as long as you wake up now and again

The less you need, the more you live

Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place.

lose weight, eat backwards.

Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.

Frame everything and some of it will become art.

The important thing to remember is not to forget