If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

You can't make souffle rise twice.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.