The man who has faith in logic is always cuckolded by reality.

Faculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combinedwith the imperative of accomplishing nothing.

Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.

Ordinary persons, he said, smiling, found no differences between men. The artist found them all.