When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

you'll accomlish more with a kind word and a gun, than you will with a kind word alone.